Per My Last

Per My Last

Duolingo for corporate speak.

Corporate speak is an unwritten dialect. Nobody teaches it, and everybody gets judged on it. Per My Last turns what you actually mean into it, turns what they sent you back into plain English, teaches you one phrase a day, and scores how fluent you sound.

Coming to the App Store

iPhone. Free to start, and there is no account to make.

Ready iPhone

Translator

What you want to say:

The dishes are piling up again. Can you do them tonight?

Level 3 Synergized

Heavy corporate. Emotions removed, nouns abstracted, everything framed as an initiative with stakeholders and timelines.

corporate.txt

Flagging a growing backlog in the kitchen hygiene workstream that's starting to create downstream friction. Would you have bandwidth to take ownership this evening so we can get back to a healthy baseline?

Translated Level 3 56 chars
Buzzwords deployed:
backlog workstream downstream friction ownership baseline

It runs the other way too. Paste what they sent you, get the blunt meaning back, plus one line on what they actually want you to do.

Corporate Fluency results

Corporate fluency score
80out of 100
Manager-grade fluency.
Manager rank. Five questions, no notes.
Per My Last 4 of 5 correct

What you get

  • Translator Say it plainly. Get it back in four levels of corporate, from Polished to Full deploy. Or paste theirs and get the blunt meaning.
  • Phrase of the day One phrase every morning: what it means, how it shows up in the wild, and what it usually hides. Log it and keep the streak.
  • Corporate Fluency Test Five questions, a score out of 100, and a card worth sending to the group chat.
  • Rank Twelve rungs from Intern to Board, drawn as an org chart. Earned by using it, never for sale.

Per My Last

Take the test. Per my last, it's free.

The app is not in the App Store yet. This page is where the link will be, and every card the app makes already points here.

Coming to the App Store

Free: five translations a day, the phrase of the day and the test. A subscription lifts the limit and unlocks the fourth intensity.

Not yet shipped iPhone